Calling Mork, Mindy Here

Quite frankly these might be the most ugly boots on the face of this planet - WHO would wear these? OR pay the mother loving $109 for them?!?!?

Besides you of course... I mean if you have them... (followed by embarrassed silence from me as I slink away...) And than if you do have them please tell me what you would consider pairing these with?

I guess it is all about individual preference, eh?